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Just for Laughs

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 Posted in Just for Laughs | No Comments »

Q: Which phone operator’s busy message is ‘Unavailable is the subscriber that trying to reach you are’?
A: Yodafone!

Source: Vishwanath and Vishwesh

Just for Laughs

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 Posted in Just for Laughs | No Comments »

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

Please give us your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?

The survey was a huge failure…

In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant.

In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant.

In Europe they didn’t know what ’shortage’ meant.

In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant.

In the Middle East they didn’t know what ’solution’ meant.

In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant.

In the US of A they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant!

Euro 2008 Schedule

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 Posted in Sports | No Comments »

For those of you that didn’t notice, I have put up a standalone page which has the schedule for the 2k8 Euros. A link is available at the top or on the sidebar. The page is at http://www.vivekhegde.com/euro-2008/

Am also looking for a wallchart customized to Indian time, that I can use as a wallpaper. If I come across one or create one, will surely share it here.

Watch this space.