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Chacarron

Here’s a video of an imbecile who made a ton of money singing a completely stupid song, with lyrics that are just random mumbles, with scantily clad chicks dancing in the background to his drunken-stupor. I cannot believe anyone would dare to write a song like this (though im not sure what he wrote, listen to the video to see what i mean)! Although this guy is a complete waste of sperm, you gotta hand it to him - he’s making the most of his utter stupidity.

Check out the video below, and check out the wiki for this song:

Thanks to Uncle Ivy for sharing the stupidity.

Just for Laughs

Q: Which phone operator’s busy message is ‘Unavailable is the subscriber that trying to reach you are’?
A: Yodafone!

Source: Vishwanath and Vishwesh

Just for Laughs

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

‘Please give us your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?‘

The survey was a huge failure…

In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant.

In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant.

In Europe they didn’t know what ’shortage’ meant.

In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant.

In the Middle East they didn’t know what ’solution’ meant.

In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant.

In the US of A they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant!

Just for Laughs

Q: What is the difference between a person trying to commit suicide and a virgin?
A: One is trying to die and the other is dying to try!

Source: SMS forward

Just for Laughs

Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A: Stay awake and wonder if there’s a dog.